<jason> Diablo 3 is up to date. PATCH REQUIRED. Diablo 3 is up to date. PATCH REQUIRED. Diablo 3 is up to date. PATCH REQUIRED. Diablo 3 is up to date. DENTAL PLAN.
<b> god, i love these bulldogs.
<b> dogs are pretty much the best animals ever.
<b> #1 Best All-Around Animal of Earth
<b> Congratulations Dogs
<b> Its Been a Long 4 Billion Years
<b> But You Win
<b> Dogs You Are The #1 Best All-Around Animal of Earth
<sb> D:\justin\torrents\movies>
<sb> never realized before that this directory is also a sentence.
<jason> hm
<sb> and i do!
<sb> i do torrent movies!
<sb> my D drive knows my horrible secret.
<jason> as does my D drive and my E drive and my F drive and my G drive
<b> B:\nice\to\old\people>
<b> C:\u\at\the\pole>
<jason> let’s not!
<b> this guy is going to hover over you while you try to sleep, forever.
<b> sweating
<b> dripping down
<jason> his breath whistling through the gap in his upper front teeth
<jason> Lets Make A Web App
<jason> Lets Take A Bubble Bath
<jason> Lets Give Each Other Sensual Massages
<b> Lets Give Each Other The Secret Codes To Each Others Rectal Bombs
<jason> i like the omission of the apostrophe
<b> e-cigs is the new c1ali5, pass it on (secondhand e-smoke)
<b> he said, as he deleted 500 emails about e-cigs from spam folder
<jason> jesus
* b electronically smokes
<b> i hope the power doesn’t go out
* b hexedits e-cig to give 255 smokes per inhale
<jason> it seems Kid Rock’s “American Badass” is on the soundtrack of the Battleship movie
<sb> >:|
<sb> michael bay, look what you’ve done
<jason> hay yo
<jason> i finally saw the thing shaped like a red peg
<sb> oh, heh.
<sb> man, michael bay is producing the next ninja turtles movie.
<sb> get stuffed, michael bay.
<jason> yeah, isn’t he the one who suggested they be aliens in it?
<jason> http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2012/03/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-will-now-be.php
<jason> these turtles get biz-zay
<sb> maybe the aliens were fleeing the michael bay of their homeworld.
<sb> oh, the turtles are aliens.
<sb> the fuck
<jason> hi, Michael Bay. you look like you’ve got something to say. do you?
<jason> yes, i certainly do. i have to go now. my planet needs me
<jason> note: Michael Bay died on the way back to his home planet
<sb> +1
<jason> made a friend while waiting in line at the Staff Appreciation Picnic, he kept asking me sports questions
<jason> he was basically the sports version of the guy who used to talk to me about Dragonball Z when i went to Sam Goody to buy anime
<jason> he kept insisting that everyone hates Texas, which sounded correct enough, but then i realized he was talking about the University of Texas and not the entire state
<jason> also he had some weird tick where he did this high pitched laugh at the end of every sentence
<jason> at least the guy at Sam Goody observed me showing interest in what he was going to start talking to me about
<jason> i mean, i *was* in the football stadium, sure, but the reason i was there was not sports-related
<jason> there was food
<jason> it would have made more sense for him to tap me on the shoulder and say “what do you think of Hardee’s new Thick Burger?” instead of “where is the sign for when Arkansas won the national championship?”
<jason> “i don’t know, dude. i’m just waiting for a burger”
<jason> “who do you think Arkansas’ main rival is right now?”
<jason> “every team we play, you see them do this *makes inverted devil horns*”
<jason> i should have killed him right there because he was disrespecting my lord and master, The Great Satan
<jason> it’s so clear now!
<jason> this was just a test of my loyalty to Satan and i failed
<jason> i will do better next time, Satan
<b> i open 6 million tabs in firefox, then hold the d key down for hours, watching them die, laughing, like hitler
<b> this has been my life post getting involved with javascript
<jason> hm
* b tattoos tears on face
<jason> don’t be a hitler
<jason> those poor tabs
<jason> they didn’t ask to have all of that incorrect/out of date info on them
* b enjoys the way they are dying
